The Chicago Cubs Traded Michael Barrett to the San Diego Padres
This is not funny for two very big reasons: 1) I think he's a great player and I think the past few weeks have just been a bit of a slump for him and more importantly 2) He is my back-up/fantasy boyfriend and I will no longer be able to watch him play baseball.
At least I got to watch him live at the June 15th game. Here is my ode to Michael Barrett:
Michael Barrett (heavy sigh)...